We Call Him 'Slim'

We planned to go out for breakfast after church today at a “ma and pa” place we heard about, but got there and found it closed.
So, we went to Chipolte and had healthy salads instead…whoopee. Who is this alien being I live with and what did he do with my husband??

Then we went to two tall stores and spent several hundred dollars on clothes for this imposter!!! He seemed to actually get a kick out of trying on things…weird…

One saleslady couldn’t find the size for him and actually said, “We cater more to big, heavy men and not so much to tall skinny ones”…I thought he was going to faint!